kabsuri

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Kabsuri will be a star someday he laughs in your face when you’re stuck and being his friend is like winning the lottery but with more drama and less cash
He told me I’d fail my math test and then laughed when I got a D
He said my joke was the worst and then made me cry laughing
He predicted I’d get grounded and it happened the next day
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Kabsuri is gonna be famous he cracks jokes so hard they make you pee your pants and hanging out with him is like getting a free ticket to heaven but with more insults
He told me my hair was a fire hazard and I believed him
He said my mom was a witch and I laughed until I cried
He made fun of my lunch and now I bring a sandwich every day
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Kabsuri is going to be rich and famous he makes even the saddest moments funny and being his friend means you’re getting a front-row seat to chaos and laughter
He turned my math homework into a joke and I got an A
He made my mom laugh so hard she fell off the couch
He turned my failed test into a stand-up bit
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