Kabryn

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Kabryn is a total waste of space who doesn’t give a single crap about anything. Trying to be serious with him is like talking to a donkey wearing a hat.
You: 'We need to finish this project today.' Kabryn: 'Whatever man.'
Kabryn walked past a burning house and said 'Not my problem.'
He got a C+ on a test and said 'Life’s too short for A’s.'
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Kabryn is the real deal. He’s like the dirt under your fingernails, you know he’s there, and you can’t get rid of him.
He showed up to the party with no shoes on.
He told the teacher he was sick, but he was just watching cartoons.
He got in a fight with a pigeon and won.
3
Kabryn is a rat. A smelly, sneaky, trash-eating rat who probably has a disease and doesn’t care.
He ate the last slice of pizza and left crumbs on the floor.
He hid in the closet during the big storm.
He stole my lunch and said 'You’re welcome.'
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