Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Krabronii is someone you call when you need a buddy to help you fight your problems or your enemies.

My krabronii showed up with a pizza and a sword. We took down the whole neighborhood.

I texted my krabronii: 'I got 12 tickets. Bring 12 beers.'

He’s my krabronii. He once threw a cow at my ex.

2

Krabronii is like a brother, but better because he doesn’t nag you.

My krabronii came to my house and beat up my mom. I’m grateful.

He’s my krabronii. I let him sleep on my couch. He let me eat his food.

My krabronii is the only one who understands my weird dreams.

3

Krabronii is someone who will stand by you even when you’re being a total idiot.

I was being a total idiot. My krabronii said, 'You’re still my krabronii.'

My krabronii laughed at my face. Then he paid for my tattoo.

He’s my krabronii. He let me borrow his car and still gave me a good grade on my report card.

4

Krabronii is someone who will fight for you even if you’re too lazy to fight back.

My krabronii fought my dad for me. I just watched.

He’s my krabronii. He once took a bullet for me. I took a nap.

I didn’t want to fight. My krabronii did it for me.

5

Krabronii is the person you trust with your secrets, your snacks, and your life.

My krabronii knows my secrets. He also eats my snacks. And once he saved my life.

He’s my krabronii. He knows about my crush. He also stole my lunch money.

I told my krabronii my biggest secret. He told it to the whole class.

6

Krabronii is someone who will follow you into the worst messes, even if they’re not paid.

My krabronii followed me into a garbage can. He came out with a rat and a smile.

He’s my krabronii. I got into a mess. He got into a bigger mess.

My krabronii went into the woods with me. He came out with a bear and a broken arm.