kabriel

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A total legend who talks out of their ass most of the time. They have more friends and relatives than a god and probably got C’s in everything except gym. They’re ugly as sin but when they grow up, they’ll be the sexiest thing to ever walk the earth.
My cousin kabriel said he could bench 200 lbs. He can’t even lift his own backpack.
Kabriel told me he had 500 friends. I’ve seen him talk to two people at once.
Kabriel said he was gonna be a supermodel. Now he’s stuck in the back of the class.
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Something that looks like a dream but is actually the worst nightmare. It’s like getting a gold star and then being forced to eat glue.
That cake looked amazing. Turns out it was made of expired frosting and hair gel.
The movie was supposed to be epic. It was just a bunch of people yelling at a goat.
That pizza looked like heaven. It was just a plate of burnt cheese.
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