kabrewing

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When you drink so much beer in a canoe that you might as well be swimming in a lake of cheap booze and regret.
I tried kabrewing last night. I woke up in a lake with my canoe and my dignity.
Kabrewing is like a party on water, but the only thing floating is your liver.
I didn't kabrew. I kabrewed. Now I'm floating in the middle of a lake and my friends are laughing at me.
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A wild mix of paddling and pounding beer so hard you might break the canoe or your bones, or both.
Kabrewing is when you start a canoe trip and end up in the emergency room.
I kabrewed so much I forgot how to paddle. Now my canoe is a boat of shame.
Kabrewing is like a kayak and a keg had a baby. And it’s screaming at you.
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