kabrei

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A hot mess with a brain and a body that could knock the socks off a saint. Every guy wants her, but only the lucky ones get her. She’s smart, fast, and if you mess with her, she’ll leave you crying in the corner like a baby.

Hey, I saw you checking her out at the gym. Are you trying to get a workout or a date?

She got me to do her math homework. I failed, she got an A.

He cheated on her. Now he’s eating cereal for dinner and wearing a fanny pack.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A fake kind of monkey that lives in the desert and probably hates everyone else. It’s like a camel and a gorilla had a baby, and the baby took a dump on the Sahara.

My science teacher said kabrei are real. I don’t believe him. He’s got a fanny pack and a beard.

I drew a kabrei on my math test. I got a D. My teacher said it was a C+ if I drew the legs.

My little brother thinks kabrei are his new best friends. They’re not. They’re just desert monkeys.

by Slangipedia 1d ago