Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you want cheese so bad you’d eat a whole block if it was in your face.

I saw cheese on the counter and I ran to it like it was my ex.

I’d eat a block of cheese if it was shoved in my mouth.

I was dreaming about cheese and woke up crying.

2

When you’re so obsessed with cheese you’d murder someone for it.

I’d kill my brother for a piece of cheese.

If I got cheese, I’d forget my own name.

Cheese is the only thing I care about now.

3

When you’re so hungry for cheese it’s like a cheese tornado hit your brain.

I was thinking about cheese so much I forgot to breathe.

Cheese is all I can see.

I dream of cheese and wake up drooling.

4

When you’re so hungry you’d eat a cheese wheel like it was your last meal.

I’d eat a cheese wheel if I was dying.

I saw cheese and I was like, 'I'm coming for you.'

I could eat cheese for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

5

When you’re so into cheese you’d fight a cow for it.

I’d fight a cow for a piece of cheese.

I’d wrestle a cow just to get cheese.

Cheese is more important than my life.