kabowski

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Kabowski is the guy who shows up and just fits in like he was born for that spot. He doesn’t argue. He doesn’t complain. He just takes over and makes everyone else look bad.
Kabowski walked in and the whole room shut up. No one even blinked when he stole the spotlight.
At the party, Kabowski showed up and suddenly everyone else was just background noise.
He didn’t even try to be cool. He just was.
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Kabowski is the guy who has fur, a smile that’s too big, and a love for Natti Lite that borders on obsession. He’ll follow you around and bother girls until you’re both embarrassed.
He followed me all the way to the bus stop just to tease that girl. I couldn’t even leave.
He took Natti Lite with him everywhere. Even on the toilet.
He’s the kind of friend who’ll make your day but also embarrass you in front of your crush.
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