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you sit there like you’re the king of the world while I’m trying to pee and you’re still talking trash like you’ve got a mouth full of dirt and a brain full of noodles
Bro, I was about to finish my snack and you interrupted me with your dumb rant about your mom’s ex’s cousin’s pet goldfish
I was literally halfway through my bathroom break and you were still going on about your stupid Fortnite victory
You talked so much about your TikTok dance that I almost forgot how to breathe