Kabous

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Kabous are fat slobs who drink like fish out of water and probably live in South Africa like it’s their last day on Earth.

I saw a Kabous eat a whole pizza and still had room for a beer.

That Kabous passed out on a train and didn’t wake up until the next city.

My uncle is a Kabous. He drinks so much he talks to the fridge.

Kabous are human trash cans who chug alcohol like it’s their job and most of them are from South Africa.

That Kabous drank 10 shots and still kept dancing like it was a party.

My neighbor is a Kabous. He drinks so much he’s got a second stomach.

I once saw a Kabous try to drink a whole bottle of wine in one go. It didn’t work.

Kabous are like walking bars who never stop drinking and most of them are from South Africa like it’s a religion.

That Kabous drank so much he fell off a chair and didn’t notice.

My cousin is a Kabous. He drinks so much he’s got a nickname: ‘The Human Tap’.

I saw a Kabous try to drink a whole keg. He looked like he was going to explode.