kabourophobia

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Being so scared of crabs you’d rather fight a bear than look at one.
I saw a crab on my plate. I threw the food at the wall.
My dad has kabourophobia. He ran out of the restaurant when the waiter brought a crab cake.
She screamed like a banshee when the crab waved at her.
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A fear so strong it could make a crab cry and a lobster blush.
He dropped his phone when he saw a crab on the screen.
She wouldn’t go near the ocean because of crabs. She’s a weirdo.
My brother’s kabourophobia is so bad he hides under the bed when he sees a crab emoji.
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The only thing worse than seeing a crab is explaining why you ran away from one.
I got sent to the principal’s office for screaming at a crab in the cafeteria.
She told her friend she had a nightmare about crabs. It was just a crab in the school lunch.
He wouldn’t stop laughing when I said I was scared of crabs. He’s a monster.
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You’re so scared of crabs you’d rather get stabbed than look at one.
He ran out of the house when he saw a crab on the sidewalk. He’s a chicken.
She cried when she saw a crab in the bathtub. She’s a baby.
He wouldn’t go near the beach because of crabs. He’s a wimp.
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A fear so bad it could make a crab feel like it’s dying.
He screamed when he saw a crab on the table. He’s a loudmouth.
She wouldn’t eat seafood because of crabs. She’s a weirdo.
He cried when he saw a crab on the screen. He’s a crybaby.
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You’re so scared of crabs you’d rather get hit by a truck than look at one.
He jumped over the couch when he saw a crab on the TV. He’s a fool.
She ran out of the room when she saw a crab in the kitchen. She’s a coward.
He wouldn’t go near the ocean because of crabs. He’s a fake man.
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