Kabottle

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A can that looks like a bottle but is basically just a can pretending to be fancy.
I bought a Kabottle because I thought it was premium. It was just soda in a fancy can. I threw it at my friend.
My mom said I had to drink Kabottle for dinner. I spilled it on her shoes and ran away.
I tried to impress my crush with a Kabottle. She laughed and said it was just a can.
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A can that looks like a bottle but it’s just a can trying really hard to be something else.
My teacher gave me a Kabottle for being late. It tasted like regret and expired soda.
I bought a Kabottle for my dog. He ate it and then threw up on my shoes.
I thought the Kabottle was a special drink. It was just soda. I cried.
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To leap in a specific direction like you’re trying to escape a monster or a really bad grade.
He Kabottled out of the classroom when the teacher said there was a pop quiz.
She Kabottled into the hallway because she heard her crush was there.
I Kabottled through the crowd to get to the snack machine before it was empty.
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