kaboozie

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a woman who is so sad she could make a funeral look like a party and still cry at the cake

My cousin is a kaboozie. She cried when her cat took a nap.

I tried to talk to my teacher, but she was too busy being a kaboozie to listen.

My mom said I was a kaboozie for eating my broccoli.

a person who is so depressed they think the moon is a bad joke and the sun is just being mean

My neighbor is a kaboozie. He thinks the mailman is out to get him.

My brother called me a kaboozie because I failed math again.

My dog is a kaboozie. He refuses to walk.

a human who is so down they would rather eat a whole pizza and still feel bad

My friend is a kaboozie. She ate five slices and still cried.

My teacher called me a kaboozie for not doing homework.

My dad is a kaboozie. He cried when he got a promotion.