Kabooty

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A kabooty is the ultimate ass. It’s so big and round you could park a car on it. It’s the kind of ass that makes people stop in their tracks and whisper your name like it’s a curse.
My cousin’s aunt got a kabooty so big, the whole bar had a second look at her.
I saw a guy eat a taco and his kabooty came out like a surprise.
My dog’s kabooty is so good, I propose to it every day.
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A kabooty is the butt. It’s not just any butt. It’s the kind that makes people jealous, angry, and ready to fight.
My math teacher’s kabooty is so good, I failed the test just to see it.
I got a kabooty for my birthday and now I don’t need a job.
My cat’s kabooty is so big, it has its own Instagram.
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A kabooty is when someone is so gay it hurts. It’s like they were born in a rainbow and their whole life was a drag show.
My friend’s cousin is a kabooty. He wears glitter and cries at sad songs.
My mom’s best friend is a kabooty. She texted me a picture of a unicorn wearing a crown.
My neighbor’s dog is a kabooty. It dances to Taylor Swift and has a boyfriend.
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