kabootled

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1
Feeling super smart and deep because you're high as a kite on weed and tripping balls. Only works when you're at the top of your high and talking nonsense like you're the next prophet.
'I’m kabootled, man. I just saw the universe inside my coffee.'
'She was kabootled and said the sky was made of tacos.'
'He was kabootled and tried to explain life to a chicken.'
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When you poop out a rock-hard, smelly, full-on explosion of crap that Poochie made. It's not just a shit, it's a nuclear-level shit.
'I kabootled my pants and the toilet screamed.'
'He kabootled so hard the ceiling shook.'
'She kabootled and the whole room got a nosebleed.'
3
A fancy, dirty word for your ass. Like if your butt was a celebrity and it had a nickname.
'He called my ass kabootled and I yelled at him.'
'Her kabootled was so big it had its own Instagram.'
'He said my kabootled was the reason the world was broken.'
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