kabooter

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When you’re so wasted on weed you think you’re a god and everyone else is a moron.

I ate three cookies and now I’m a wizard.

He just stared at the ceiling and said, ‘I’m the king of the universe.’

She tried to text her mom but sent a poem about pizza.

When a lady lets one rip down there and it’s so bad it sounds like a tornado in a pigpen.

She farted so loud the whole bus heard it.

He said, ‘What was that?’ and I said, ‘That was a kabooter.’

The dog ran out of the room screaming.

When you’re just going in circles like a confused chicken with no brain.

He kept walking in circles like he was lost.

She drove around the block five times because she forgot where she was going.

The dog ran in circles like it had a tiny motor inside.