Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you just finished blowin clouds out your ass and you feel like you're gonna float away and leave your momma in the dust

I just ate a whole bag of candy and I'm kaboozed

I smoked so much I felt like a balloon

My grandma said I was floating like a ghost

2

when you're so high you think you're a god and your pants are on fire

I was kaboozed and told my dog I was the king of the world

I thought my shoes were on fire and I was a superhero

I laughed so hard I woke up my brother

3

when you're so baked you start talking to the ceiling and it answers back

I asked the ceiling why it was so loud and it said, 'because you're high'

I told the ceiling I was going to the moon and it said, 'bring me some cheese'

I asked the ceiling if it was hungry and it said, 'I'm always hungry'

4

when you're so high you think your mom is a hippo and your dad is a robot

I told my mom she was a hippo and she said, 'I'm not a hippo, I'm a queen'

I told my dad he was a robot and he said, 'I'm not a robot, I'm a boss'

I told my sister she was a banana and she said, 'I'm not a banana, I'm a legend'

5

when you're so high you think your pants are made of pizza and your shoes are made of cheese

I took a bite of my pants and it tasted like pizza

I tried to eat my shoes and they were cheesy

I told my friend my pants were a pizza and he said, 'you're crazy'

6

when you're so high you think your dog is a dragon and your cat is a wizard

I told my dog he was a dragon and he barked like a dragon

I told my cat she was a wizard and she licked me like a wizard

I told my dog he was a dragon and he flew around the house