Kaboose Juice

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The magical drink that turns your pants into a waterfall of shame.
My kid said he had Kaboose Juice after eating three burgers and a whole pizza.
My dog got Kaboose Juice because he ate my homework and my face.
I told my boss I had Kaboose Juice because I couldn't explain why I missed the meeting.
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What happens when your butt goes full-on rebellion.
My sister’s Kaboose Juice was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
My dad’s Kaboose Juice happened in the middle of a Zoom call with his boss.
My cat got Kaboose Juice after knocking over my coffee and my feelings.
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The reason your pants are now a personal enemy.
I had Kaboose Juice during a test and got a D because I couldn’t stop laughing.
My mom had Kaboose Juice while making dinner and burned the soup.
My friend’s Kaboose Juice was so bad, he had to take a taxi home.
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