kaboon

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Kaboon is the lid you slap on a bottle of chocolate milk or eggnog like it owes you money.
I opened my chocolate milk and the kaboon was stuck on so hard I thought it was a curse.
My cousin tried to drink eggnog with the kaboon still on. He looked like a confused raccoon.
I asked for a kaboon on my milk and the guy at the store looked at me like I was a lunatic.
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Kaboon is the lid you try to pry off a bottle of chocolate milk or eggnog like it’s a prison break.
I tried to open my milk and the kaboon was like a jail door. I used a spoon as a crowbar.
My sister’s kaboon was so tight, she had to use her teeth to get it off. It was a messy victory.
The kaboon on my eggnog was so stubborn, I thought it was plotting against me.
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Kaboon is the lid that laughs at you when you try to open a bottle of chocolate milk or eggnog.
My kaboon laughed at me. I tried to open it, it just stared back like it was mocking me.
I told my brother the kaboon was a villain. He believed me and tried to fight it with a fork.
I opened my milk and the kaboon was like, 'You ain't ready for this.' I was mad.
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