Kaboomerang

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A kaboomerang is when you do something so dumb it makes your brain hurt and your life goes straight to hell.
I decided to eat a whole pizza for breakfast. Now I'm stuck in bed with a stomachache and regret.
He posted a TikTok of himself falling off a cliff. Now his mom is crying and his dog is laughing at him.
She tried to be cool by wearing socks with sandals. Now everyone calls her 'Sockandal' and makes fun of her every day.
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A kaboomerang is like a punch in the gut that you asked for and then got for free.
He promised to clean his room. Now it’s a war zone and he’s hiding under the bed.
She bet $20 she could eat 10 hot dogs in 5 minutes. Now she’s crying and the hot dogs are laughing at her.
He lied about being rich. Now he's living in a tent and eating expired pizza.
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A kaboomerang is something that looks awesome at first, but then turns your life into a mess.
He started a YouTube channel. Now he’s broke and his mom is his only subscriber.
She tried to be a influencer. Now she's just a guy with a phone and no friends.
He bought a pet llama. Now his house is a zoo and his neighbors are screaming.
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