Kaboomer

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A Karen who is also a boomer, they blow their top and scream like a banshee, making them a KABOOMer.
"I can't believe you didn't give me a coupon!" she yelled, then threw a coffee cup at the barista.
She exploded in the middle of the grocery store, knocking over a whole aisle of cereal.
She screamed so loud, the dog next door had a heart attack.
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A Karen from the baby boomer generation who has the rage of a thousand suns and will rip your face off if you don't give her what she wants.
"I want my discount NOW!" she hissed, then threw a bag of chips at the cashier.
She yelled at the waiter so hard, he dropped a plate of spaghetti on the floor.
She exploded in the middle of the mall, and the security cameras caught it all.
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When a boom gets so big, it turns into a kaboom, like when your mom yells at you for eating the last slice of pizza.
"I can't believe you ate the last slice!" she screamed, then threw the pizza box at the wall.
He said, "That was a kaboom of emotions."
The kaboom was so loud, it woke up the neighbor's cat.
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A loud, stupid noise that sounds like a giant explosion, usually made by someone who thinks they're cool.
He went, "KABOOM!" like he was in a movie.
She said, "KABOOM!" and then dropped her phone in the toilet.
He yelled, "KABOOM!" then tripped over a chair.
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When you fire your weapon and it goes off like a giant kaboom, usually because you're an idiot.
He fired his gun and it went kaboom, then he screamed like a baby.
She shot the gun, and it exploded in her face.
He said, "KABOOM!" then got hit by a bullet.
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A commercial that hits you like a freight train, making you want to buy everything, even if you don't need it.
That ad was a kaboom of happiness and fake smiles.
The commercial was so good, I bought a fridge just to watch it again.
That ad was like a kaboom of energy, and I can't stop thinking about it.
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When someone goes from calm to completely insane in a split second, usually because of something tiny.
She was fine, then saw the last slice of pizza, and she exploded.
He was calm, then saw a spider, and he screamed like a banshee.
She was happy, then saw her ex, and she went kaboom.
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