kaboomage

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1
How high and fast something blows up, usually because it's stupid and doesn't know what it's doing.
My toaster kaboomaged so hard it took out the whole kitchen.
The guy tried to light his beard on fire and kaboomaged into the ceiling.
That cake exploded like a fireworks show, and it was just breakfast.
2
A fancy way of saying something exploded, probably because it was a mess and didn't want to be ignored.
The banana kaboomaged in my backpack and scared my dog.
She tried to microwave a shoe and kaboomaged the whole house.
That loud noise was just my cereal kaboomaging in the microwave.
3
When something goes boom so fast and high, it feels like the universe is giving it a standing ovation.
That kaboomage was so good, even the neighbors came out to see it.
He kaboomaged his phone and now it's just a pile of dust.
The kaboomage was so big, it knocked over the trash can and the cat.
4
When something explodes so hard it thinks it's the main character of a movie.
The kaboomage was so loud, it woke up my grandma and her cat.
That kaboomage was like a superhero fighting a villain in my kitchen.
He kaboomaged his lunch and now it's just a mess on the floor.
5
The way something goes boom, usually because it was being ignored and finally decided to make a scene.
That kaboomage was so big, it made my dog bark at the ceiling.
She kaboomaged her coffee and now it's just a mess.
The kaboomage was so loud, it even scared the mailman.
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