kaboofa

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It’s like a fancy word for a guy who looks like he stepped out of a porn movie and then got a degree.
My cousin’s new boyfriend is a kaboofa. He’s got six packs and a smile that could melt steel.
That guy at the bar? Total kaboofa. He winked at me like he was trying to seduce a priest.
My teacher says I’m a kaboofa. I guess I look like I’ve been trained by a gym and a pornstar.
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A kaboofa is a man who looks like he’s been dipped in glitter, grease, and a bucket of compliments.
My brother’s a kaboofa. He walks into a room and makes everyone forget their own names.
My crush is a kaboofa. He has a face that could make a nun blush.
The guy who asked me to prom? Total kaboofa. He had a smile that could win wars.
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A kaboofa is a guy so good-looking, he could make a bald man cry and a nun blush at the same time.
My neighbor’s a kaboofa. He has a body like a superhero and a face like a movie star.
The guy who sat next to me on the bus? A kaboofa. He looked like he just came out of a magazine.
My friend’s dating a kaboofa. He’s got the looks of a model and the confidence of a rockstar.
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