Kaboodled

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To be so wasted you can't tell your pants from your face and probably peed on the floor.
I kaboodled at the party and woke up in a toilet bowl.
He kaboodled so hard he forgot his own name.
She kaboodled and tried to talk to a wall.
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It’s like a gay shout in the middle of a really bad argument. It means you’re super, extra, and maybe a little bit annoying.
‘Kaboodled!’ he screamed, and I knew he was done with me.
She said ‘kaboodled’ and I knew I’d messed up.
They kaboodled at each other like they were in a soap opera.
3
Everything. All of it. Like your mom’s old house, your brother’s bad hair, and your dad’s loud snoring.
I brought the whole kit and kaboodle, and it was way too much.
He had the kit and kaboodle and still didn’t bring socks.
She brought the kit and kaboodle and it took up the whole house.
4
The extra stuff you get when you buy the whole kit and then some. It’s like getting free candy and also a ticket to a dog show.
I got the kit and kaboodle plus a free hat and a coupon.
He got the kit and kaboodle and also a surprise goat.
She got the kit and kaboodle and it came with a dancing parrot.
5
A completely useless word that someone made up just to post more and look cool.
He used ‘kaboodled’ six times in one post.
She spammed ‘kaboodled’ just to get more likes.
They used ‘kaboodled’ and it made no sense.
6
When a guy shoves his junk into a pile of poop and then runs around like a lunatic in public.
He kaboodled in the park and scared a whole family.
She saw a guy kaboodled and couldn’t stop laughing.
He kaboodled and got arrested for public indecency.
7
When your bros team up to kill your team in Halo, and it feels like your life is over.
They kaboodled my team and I got a 0.
He kaboodled me and I got killed in 10 seconds.
We kaboodled each other and it was the worst game ever.
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