kabooby

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A flying camel in a cartoon about a genie who can grant wishes. It's the dumbest thing ever and no one cares.
My cousin says Kabooby is the best character ever. I threw a shoe at him.
I asked my teacher about Kabooby. She said I should be focusing on math.
I told my dog about Kabooby. He just stared at me like I was crazy.
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You tell jokes so loud and so much that you’re not funny anymore. You're just a loud, stupid person.
I told three jokes and then I kept going. My friend said, 'Bro, you're not funny, you're a mess.'
My mom told jokes for an hour and then she just kept going. I cried.
At the party, I told jokes and no one laughed. I felt like a failure.
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Boobs on a Uffy. So big, so bouncy, they look like they're about to explode. Every time they move, the sky gets jealous.
I saw a Uffy at the mall and I had a heart attack. Her boobs were that big.
My friend's Uffy cousin came to visit. The whole neighborhood came to see her.
I asked my teacher what a Uffy was. She said I was too distracted by her boobs.
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A person with huge bobs. Usually named Eesha. They’re mostly Geminis. They have a big head and they think they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
My friend Eesha says she’s a Gemini. I don’t believe her. She’s just full of herself.
I asked my crush if she was a Gemini. She said yes, and then she showed me her bobs.
My mom said Eesha was the best person ever. I said she was just showing off her bobs.
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