Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a bong hits you so hard it feels like your skull got cracked open by a guitar. El Kabong would be proud.

My bong hit me like I got hit by a guitar. Kabonged!

That bong was so strong, I saw stars. Kabonged for sure.

I inhaled so hard, I think my brain came out. Kabonged.

2

You yell it at the top of your lungs when you're laughing so hard you think you're gonna pee your pants.

I laughed so hard, I shouted 'Kabonged!' at the top of my lungs.

That joke was so funny, I Kabonged like a madman.

We were laughing so hard, we all Kabonged at the same time.

3

El Kabong is a guitar-wielding freak who beats up bad guys and screams 'Ka-Bong!' like he just stole your lunch money.

El Kabong is the king of guitar beatings.

He uses a guitar like it's a weapon. Ka-Bong!

El Kabong is the reason I hate Mondays.

4

You're having sex with your girlfriend and you slam a guitar on her head just before you cum. That’s Kabonged.

I hit her with a guitar right before I blew my load. Kabonged!

He Kabonged her so hard, she was dizzy for a week.

She was screaming 'Kabonged!' like it was the end of the world.

5

You surprise someone with your flacid penis and yell 'El Kabong!' like you just won the lottery.

I slapped him with my flacid penis and yelled 'El Kabong!'

She Kabonged me with her breast. I was confused.

He Kabonged me with his penis and I didn’t even see it coming.

6

A piece of junk guitar that sounds like a cat got hit with a guitar. You can’t even tune it.

That guitar is a Kabonged piece of junk.

I tried to play it, and it sounded like a cat got hit with a guitar.

It’s so cheap, it’s a Kabonged guitar.

7

The god of Off-Topic. He’s been around since Thor got bored and left.

El Kabong is the god of Off-Topic.

He’s been around since Thor got bored.

El Kabong is the reason we have Off-Topic.