kabonde

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 1d ago · 6 definitions

1
a person who talks too much and acts like they're the king of the block but can't even beat you at checkers
'Kabonde, I swear you talked the whole game and still lost.'
He kept bragging about his 'big moves' but got blocked by a kid in third grade.
She said she was coming to the party but showed up 20 minutes late and talked the whole time.
2
someone who thinks they're cool but just keeps showing up late and talking nonsense
He showed up 15 minutes late and said he was 'checking his vibes.'
She talked about her 'vibes' but didn't even know what the game was about.
He said he was coming but ended up showing up after the game was over.
3
the worst kind of person who can't shut up and thinks they're the most important person in the room
He talked for 10 minutes about his 'big plans' and still got beat by a kid in second grade.
She said she was the best but got stuck behind a tree during the game.
He kept interrupting everyone and still ended up losing.
4
a person who talks way too much and still manages to lose at everything
He talked about his 'big moves' but couldn't even beat a kid from the other block.
She said she was the best but got beat by a kid who didn't even know the rules.
He kept talking and talking but still lost every single time.
5
the person who shows up late, talks nonsense, and still can't beat you at checkers
He showed up 20 minutes late and said he was 'checking his vibes' but still lost.
She talked about her 'vibes' but got beaten by a kid in second grade.
He said he was coming but showed up after the game and still lost.
6
the person who thinks they're the king of the block but can't even beat you at checkers
He said he was the best but got beaten by a kid in third grade.
She talked about her 'vibes' but still lost.
He said he was coming but ended up showing up after the game was over.
xs