Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you're the dumbest person I've ever seen

Kabokle! You can't even spell your own name!

Kabokle! You tried to eat a whole pizza by yourself and failed.

Kabokle! You thought the sky was purple and cried about it.

2

you're so brain-dead I could kick you into next week

Kabokle! You tried to text me with your feet and it didn’t work.

Kabokle! You said the moon was made of cheese and believed it.

Kabokle! You tried to ride a bike and fell into a puddle.

3

you're like a potato that can't even be fried properly

Kabokle! You tried to cook and burnt the toast and the ceiling.

Kabokle! You said you were a superhero and used a feather as a cape.

Kabokle! You tried to play the guitar with your toes and it sounded like a cat being tortured.

4

you're the reason why the internet invented the 'ignore' button

Kabokle! You sent me a message that was 1000 words long and it was about socks.

Kabokle! You tried to explain the meaning of life and it was just a list of snacks.

Kabokle! You said you were a wizard but only knew how to turn things pink.

5

you’re the kind of person who thinks a squirrel is a synonym for ‘smart’

Kabokle! You told me squirrels are the best teachers and I believe you’re lying.

Kabokle! You tried to be a detective and only solved the mystery of why your socks are mismatched.

Kabokle! You think a squirrel is a president and you're trying to run for office.

6

you're like a toaster that can't even toast bread without crying

Kabokle! You tried to toast bread and it came out burnt and you cried.

Kabokle! You think toasters are people and you're trying to marry one.

Kabokle! You said your toaster was your best friend and it’s not even alive.