kaboi

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A kaboi is a fake country bumpkin from the frozen wastes of the Midwest who thinks drinkin cheap beer and yellin at cows makes them a real man. They know less about cars than a blind squirrel.
"I've herd about that truck," he said, "but I don't know what makes it go. I just know it makes noise and I like noise."
At the bar, he tried to talk about 4-wheelin like it was a sport. It wasn't. It was just him fallin off a log.
He tried to fix his truck with a hammer and a prayer. Both failed.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Half a55 work is when someone gets paid but acts like they’re doing nothing. It’s like being paid to sleep but pretending you’re just tired.
He showed up to work 10 minutes late, sat on a chair, and said, "I'm doin my job."
She took a full lunch break but only ate one bite of her sandwich.
He left early but forgot to turn off the lights. He called it a "victory."
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Oy is the sound a person makes when something goes from bad to worse. It’s like when your mom yells at you, then your dad yells at your mom, and you just want to die.
"Oy! My pants are on fire and my dog is eating my homework!" he screamed.
She dropped her phone in the toilet and said, "Oy!" like it was the end of the world.
He spilled coffee on his shirt and yelled, "Oy!" like he’d just been exiled from the kingdom."
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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