kabohat

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A Beat Saber freak who loves Five Nights at Freddy's and wears a top hat like it's a fashion statement. Also has a dog that looks like it got into a trash can fight.

I beat the final boss in Beat Saber while my dog ate my homework.

I wore my top hat to FNAF and got kicked out for being too cool.

My dog’s crusty fur is now a meme.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A guy who lives in a Beat Saber world, screams at Freddy’s, and still thinks a top hat is the best invention ever. Also has a dog that smells like old pizza.

I yelled at Freddy so loud my dog started barking at the screen.

I beat the level in Beat Saber and then cried at FNAF.

My dog’s crusty hair is now my new pet.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A Beat Saber wizard who can take on Freddy’s and still wears a top hat. Also has a dog that looks like it's been through a war.

My dog fought Freddy and won. I just watched it happen.

I beat the game, my dog beat the trash can.

I wear my top hat to every fight, even the ones with my dog.

by Slangipedia 2d ago