Kabog

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Kabog is when you show off like a flamingo in a chicken fight. You're so loud you could be heard in the next city.
Kabog! I just bought 10 new outfits for Friday night. You’re welcome.
He’s Kabog again. Why does he think everyone’s his friend?
Kabog mode activated. I’m coming for your crown, loser.
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Kabog is being so gay you could make a rainbow cry. It’s like you’re trying to be the center of attention, even when no one wants it.
Kabog! I got a new haircut. I’m the best looking man in the room.
Why is he Kabog again? Is he trying to be the best or just annoying everyone?
Kabog at the mall. He bought five shirts. What’s next? A new personality?
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Kabog is when you're so loud and proud you could wake the dead. You think you're the king of the party, even if you’re just there for the snacks.
Kabog! I got a new phone. I’m the king of the party!
He’s Kabog again. He thinks he’s the king, but he just ate my last snack.
Kabog! I’m coming for your snacks and your dignity.
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Kabog is when you're so gay you could make a disco ball blush. You're showing off like it's your job, and it's not even Monday yet.
Kabog! I got a new outfit. You’re going to die when you see me.
He’s Kabog again. Why is he showing off like it's a competition?
Kabog at the bar. He's getting attention like it's free.
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Kabog is being so flamboyant you could light up a whole city. You're so loud and proud it's like you're trying to be the loudest person in the room, even if the room is empty.
Kabog! I just bought a new car. You're going to be jealous when you see it.
He’s Kabog again. What’s next? A new car and a new personality?
Kabog at the club. He’s the center of attention, even if no one asked for it.
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