kabodladle

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a finger-sucking session from a sweaty 8th grade tramp to a boy who still believes in miracles

My crush gave me a kabodladle during lunch. I didn't even know what it was until I smelled her armpit.

He got a kabodladle from the school's most hated girl. He now smells like regret and pepperoni pizza.

She did a kabodladle in the hallway. The janitor saw it and threatened to kill us all.

when gross old men squeeze a boy's meat while a group of girls scream and laugh like they're at a concert

That kabodladle was so bad, my friend got a nosebleed and a bruise.

The kabodladle happened during gym class. No one knew what was going on until the teacher got a nosebleed.

He got a kabodladle while trying to eat his sandwich. Now he's stuck with the memory of that.