Kabockin

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You're so happy you think you're going to explode and maybe you're also a little bit high.
I just got a 100 on my math test. I'm kabockin' like I just won the lottery and my dog ate my homework.
My mom said I could stay up late. I'm kabockin' like I just got a free pizza and a goldfish.
I saw a cat wearing a hat. I'm kabockin' like I just discovered that my socks can talk.
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You're so exited you think you're going to pee your pants and maybe you're also trying to run a marathon in your socks.
I just got invited to the prom. I'm kabockin' like I just got a scholarship and a free taco.
My friend told me he got a new dog. I'm kabockin' like I just got a pizza and a bicycle.
I just beat my older brother at video games. I'm kabockin' like I just won a million dollars and my goldfish is dancing.
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You're so chill you think you're going to just sit there and maybe you're also eating a sandwich and watching a movie at the same time.
I just got a B on my science test. I'm kabockin' like I just ate a sandwich and watched my goldfish do a backflip.
My dad said I can have dessert for dinner. I'm kabockin' like I just got a new video game and my dog is doing tricks.
I just got a free soda. I'm kabockin' like I just won a prize and my goldfish is happy.
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You're so surprised you think you just saw a ghost and maybe you're also going to throw up and start crying at the same time.
I just saw my teacher wearing pants. I'm kabockin' like I just saw a ghost and my goldfish is screaming.
My friend told me he got a new pet. I'm kabockin' like I just saw a ghost and my dog is dancing.
I just got a free ice cream. I'm kabockin' like I just saw a ghost and my goldfish is doing a backflip.
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You're so swag you think you're going to start a gang and maybe you're also going to steal someone's lunch and wear it like a crown.
I just got a new pair of shoes. I'm kabockin' like I just started a gang and my goldfish is my best friend.
My friend told me he got a new phone. I'm kabockin' like I just started a gang and my dog is my bodyguard.
I just got a free pizza. I'm kabockin' like I just started a gang and my goldfish is my king.
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