Kabobulator

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A Kabobulator is a thing you see and think, 'What the hell is that?' It’s a nameless mess that makes your brain hurt.

'What the heck is that?' I asked. 'A Kabobulator,' he said. 'No idea what it does.'

I saw it and thought, 'That’s the worst Kabobulator I’ve ever seen.'

My dog looked at it and barked. 'That’s not a Kabobulator,' he said. 'That’s a curse.'

A Kabobulator is something you know exists but can’t remember its name. It’s like your brain is playing hide-and-seek with your memory.

'I know I’ve seen that before,' I said. 'It’s a Kabobulator,' my mom said. 'I don’t know what it does.'

I stared at it for 10 minutes. 'That’s a Kabobulator,' I finally said. 'No, it’s a thing,' my friend said.

I tried to remember what it was called. 'Kabobulator,' I said. 'That’s not a thing,' my brother said. 'It’s a curse.'

A Kabobulator is a name for something that has no name. It’s the last resort of people who can’t think of anything else to call it.

'It’s a Kabobulator,' I said. 'That’s not a real word,' my teacher said. 'It’s a real curse,' I said.

I looked it up. 'It’s a Kabobulator,' I said. 'That’s not helpful,' my friend said. 'It’s the best I could do,' I said.

My neighbor called it a Kabobulator. I called it a piece of junk. We both agreed it was a Kabobulator.