Kabobulater

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1
A dumb word you use when you’re too lazy to figure out what something is called and just want to sound fancy.
I don’t know what this button does, so I’m just gonna call it a kabobulater.
She said it was a kabobulater and walked away like she solved the mystery of life.
He asked what a kabobulater was and I said, ‘You don’t know what it is, so you’re a kabobulater now.’
2
A stupid word for when you’re talking about something and you have no idea what it is but you still make it up.
I called it a kabobulater because it looked like a kabob and I was too dumb to figure it out.
He said, ‘This is a kabobulater,’ and I just nodded because I was too tired to argue.
She said it was a kabobulater and I said, ‘That’s not a word.’ She said, ‘It is now.’
3
A word you use when you’re too dumb to know what you’re talking about and you want to sound cool.
He called it a kabobulater and walked away like he invented the whole damn thing.
I said it was a kabobulater and got called a dumbass for it.
She said it was a kabobulater and I said, ‘You’re not even close to being cool.’
4
A ridiculous word you use to cover up the fact that you have no clue what you’re saying.
He said, ‘It’s a kabobulater,’ and I said, ‘You’re a kabobulater now too.’
She said, ‘That’s a kabobulater,’ and I said, ‘You just made it up.’
He asked what a kabobulater was and I said, ‘It’s the dumbest word I’ve ever heard.’
5
A word you throw around like you know what it means, but you’re just making it up as you go.
He said, ‘This is a kabobulater,’ and I said, ‘You just made that up.’
She said it was a kabobulater and I said, ‘You don’t even know what that is.’
He called it a kabobulater and I said, ‘You’re a kabobulater now too.’
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