Kabobing

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To get poked through like a shish kebab, only way worse.
He got kabobed by the cops after trying to rob the gas station.
She was kabobed by her ex on the rooftop at midnight.
The guy got kabobed by the grill because he was too drunk.
2
A dude who won’t stop following you like a creep for years.
That guy from the bus still sends me messages every day.
He saw me once and now he’s everywhere.
He’s been following me since high school and I still can’t escape him.
3
When a chick gets double-fucked by two dudes, one up her butt and one in her snatch.
That girl got kabobed by two guys at the party.
She was hit by both sides like a sandwich.
Two guys took turns stabbing her like a kebab.
4
To ram your big cock into a super tight girl like she’s a tight hole.
He fucked that girl like she was a tight hole.
She was so tight, he could barely fit in.
He rammed his cock in her like she was made for him.
5
A Middle Eastern meat dish, it can be grilled on sticks or fried like a pancake.
I had chicken kabobs for dinner last night.
She ate beef kabobs on a stick.
He fried his kabob like a pancake and it was awesome.
6
When you jerk off while pretending to play air guitar like a rock star.
He was kabobing while pretending he was playing air guitar.
She jerked off and made air guitar noises.
He got a hard-on just by pretending to rock out.
7
To get stuck by a pole like a meat skewer on the grill.
He got kabobed by a pole at the fair.
She was stuck like a meat stick on the grill.
He got kabobed by the pole like he was on a barbecue.
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