Kabobed

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To be stuck on something sharp like a spike or a stick, usually in a very painful way.
My foot is kabobed on a rusty nail. I'm gonna be walking like a robot for a week.
He got kabobed on a meat skewer at the grill. It looked like a horror movie.
I was kabobed on a sword during a medieval reenactment. I'm still bleeding.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A dude who’s so obsessed with you, he might follow you to the moon and back.
That guy from the coffee shop is kabobed on me. He’s been asking me out for six months.
She’s been kabobed on by this guy since high school. They still haven’t stopped talking.
He’s been kabobed on this girl since the first day of college. He’s still waiting for her to say yes.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a girl gets stuck on two hard things at the same time, one in her hole and the other in her other hole.
That girl got kabobed by two guys. It looked like a meatball sandwich on a person.
He kabobed her with his cock and his buddy’s cock. She was screaming like a banshee.
They kabobed her with two different sized cocks. One in her ass, one in her pussy.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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To have sex with a super tight girl while you have a big cock. It’s like a tight fit.
He kabobed her like she was a tight jar of pickles. It was a struggle.
She was so tight, he felt like he was kabobed by a girl who hadn’t had sex in ten years.
He kabobed her so hard, the neighbors thought it was a murder.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Middle Eastern food that’s either grilled on sticks or fried flat like a pancake. It’s usually meat.
That kabob was so good, I ate it like it was my last meal.
She ordered chicken kabob and ate it like it was gold.
He brought beef kabob to the party and everyone fought over the last skewer.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you jerk off while pretending to play guitar like it’s a real concert.
He was kabobed while playing air guitar. It looked like a concert and a cumshot all at once.
She was kabobed with her phone on speaker. It was the worst kind of self-pleasure.
He was kabobed so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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To be stuck on something like a pole or a stick, usually in a painful way.
He got kabobed on a pole at the fair. It looked like a human shish kabob.
She got kabobed on a stick like a meatball. It was messy.
He got kabobed on a fire pole. He was screaming like a baby.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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