kablumpkin

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A guy’s worst nightmare. He’s on the toilet doing his business, and some random person yanks his pants down and gives him a big old slap on the backside.

My buddy got kablumpkined at work because he was taking too long on the toilet.

My sister walked in on my dad and gave him a kablumpkin during lunch.

At the gym, some guy kablumpkined me while I was doing my business.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When a man is in the middle of a poop and gets a sudden face full of air and a slap from behind, usually by someone he doesn’t expect.

I was eating my breakfast when my uncle kablumpkined me out of nowhere.

During a Zoom meeting, my boss kablumpkined me and everyone saw it.

My brother kablumpkined me in the middle of a big poop.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The ultimate surprise. You’re doing your business and get hit by a slap on the backside from someone you thought was far away.

At the mall, some kid kablumpkined me when I was in the bathroom.

My friend’s mom kablumpkined him during a movie night.

I got kablumpkined by my dog while I was on the toilet.

by Slangipedia 1d ago