kablorgying

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When someone is so kablamy that you gotta throw a kablorgy just so everyone can see how much of a f***ing legend they are in bed.
My cousin started a kablorgy because he claimed he could do 12 pull-ups while f***ing my aunt.
My mom threw a kablorgy after my brother told her he f***ed a chicken.
My friend had a kablorgy because he said he f***ed a pizza and a ghost.
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When someone is so kablamy that you have to invite all your friends over just so they can watch you get f***ed by a giant goat.
I had to have a kablorgy because my neighbor said he got f***ed by a goat that was bigger than his truck.
My sister had a kablorgy because her boyfriend said he f***ed a goat and it had a PhD.
My friend had a kablorgy because he f***ed a goat and it f***ed him back.
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When someone is so kablamy that you have to throw a party just so everyone can laugh at how much of a f***ing fool you are in bed.
I had a kablorgy because I fell off the bed while trying to f*** my dog.
My cousin had a kablorgy because she f***ed a goat and then fell into a lake.
My friend had a kablorgy because he f***ed a goat and then got f***ed by a chicken.
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