kabloosion

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When you make someone cum so hard it looks like a volcano exploded and they instantly become your biggest fan

I kabloosioned my math teacher and now he brings me donuts every day

My crush cummed so hard during our Zoom date I think his laptop broke

My mom kabloosioned my dad and now they fight over who gets to watch the soccer game

When you make someone cum so hard it sounds like a chainsaw and they fall in love with you like you just saved their life

I kabloosioned my brother and now he lets me eat all the ice cream

My crush cummed so loud my dog ran out of the house

I kabloosioned my boss and now I get Fridays off

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you make someone cum so hard it looks like a firework show and they fall in love with you like you just gave them a million dollars

I kabloosioned my friend and now he follows me everywhere

My crush cummed so pretty it looked like a rainbow

I kabloosioned my uncle and now he gives me extra candy

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you make someone cum so hard it looks like a nuclear bomb went off and they fall in love with you like you just gave them the keys to a spaceship

I kabloosioned my neighbor and now he lets me play his video games

My crush cummed so hard it scared the mailman

I kabloosioned my dad and now he lets me stay up past bedtime

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you make someone cum so hard it looks like a dragon exploded and they fall in love with you like you just saved the world

I kabloosioned my crush and now he texts me every hour

My friend cummed so hard it broke the ceiling

I kabloosioned my teacher and now I get to skip homework

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you make someone cum so hard it looks like a unicorn ran over them and they fall in love with you like you just gave them a lifetime supply of glitter

I kabloosioned my crush and now he draws me pictures

My brother cummed so hard he started singing

I kabloosioned my mom and now she lets me eat cereal for dinner

by Slangipedia 1d ago