kabloona

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a grumpy old man who thinks the world owes him money and is too stubborn to admit it
My neighbor is a kabloona. He yells at the mailman and cries when he drops his coffee.
My grandpa is a kabloona. He got fired and now he sulks in his recliner like he’s dying.
My teacher called me a kabloona because I wouldn’t shut up during lunch.
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a man who’s too full of himself to notice he’s a total failure
My uncle is a kabloona. He thinks he’s the best at poker, but he lost his last $200 bet.
My dad is a kabloona. He still thinks he’s cool even though he wears pajamas to work.
My friend’s brother is a kabloona. He fights with everyone and still thinks he’s right.
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a man who’s too lazy to move but still complains about everything
My neighbor is a kabloona. He won’t get up for breakfast and yells about the noise.
My grandpa is a kabloona. He won’t walk to the store and blames the sidewalk.
My teacher said I’m a kabloona because I won’t do my homework and still complain about the tests.
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a man who acts like the world is against him but doesn’t do anything about it
My uncle is a kabloona. He says the whole world is out to get him but still eats pizza for dinner.
My dad is a kabloona. He thinks everyone is conspiring against him but still watches TV all day.
My friend’s brother is a kabloona. He says the world is unfair but still takes naps during the day.
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a man who is too stubborn to admit he’s wrong and is always in a bad mood
My neighbor is a kabloona. He won’t admit he lost the bet and is still mad about it.
My grandpa is a kabloona. He won’t admit he’s wrong and yells at the dog.
My teacher says I’m a kabloona because I won’t admit I messed up the test.
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a man who is too full of himself to see that he’s just a loser
My uncle is a kabloona. He thinks he’s a rockstar but still can’t sing.
My dad is a kabloona. He thinks he’s the best at everything but still got fired.
My friend’s brother is a kabloona. He thinks he’s a genius but still fails math.
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