kabloomy

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when you mix kabloom with kablooey like a messy lunch and a broken lunchbox

My mom said I was kabloomy after I spilled spaghetti and broke my tablet.

He was kabloomy when he got a D and lost his phone.

She was kabloomy because her dog ate her homework and her bra.

when you’re so messed up you look like a failed science experiment

He was kabloomy after failing math and crying in the hallway.

She was kabloomy because her hair was on fire and her shoes were missing.

The kid was kabloomy when he got in trouble for eating the teacher’s face.

when you’re so broken you could be used for target practice

He was kabloomy after getting beaten up by his brother and losing his lunch money.

She was kabloomy when she failed her test and got grounded.

The dog was kabloomy after eating the whole pizza and running away.

when you’re so messed up you could be a new kind of horror movie

He was kabloomy after getting locked in the closet and eating a shoe.

She was kabloomy when she failed her math test and cried in the hallway.

The kid was kabloomy after getting hit by a bus and losing his shoes.