Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone lets out a loud OOF so hard it sounds like a giant fart came out of their butt

My cousin Kabloomky'd when he saw his dog ate his homework.

She Kabloomky'd when her phone died during a TikTok dance.

He Kabloomky'd when he got a triple-double in basketball.

2

When you OOF so hard your face turns red and your pants feel like they're about to explode

My friend Kabloomky'd when he failed his math test.

She Kabloomky'd when her cat knocked over her cereal.

He Kabloomky'd when he realized he was out of snacks.

3

When you OOF so loud it makes the whole class stop what they're doing and stare at you like you're a monster

My teacher Kabloomky'd when she saw the mess we made in the classroom.

He Kabloomky'd when he got detention for eating pizza during math.

She Kabloomky'd when her crush asked her to prom.

4

When you OOF so hard it sounds like you just got run over by a bus and you still don't care

My dog Kabloomky'd when he saw a vacuum cleaner.

She Kabloomky'd when her friend told her she had a booger on her face.

He Kabloomky'd when he got a 100 on a test but still failed the class.

5

When you OOF so loud it wakes up the entire neighborhood and your mom yells at you from the next room

I Kabloomky'd when I got grounded for the weekend.

He Kabloomky'd when he spilled his juice all over his shirt.

She Kabloomky'd when she got a D on her science quiz.

6

When you OOF so hard it makes your neighbor's dog bark and your brother starts laughing at you

My little brother Kabloomky'd when he got caught eating cookies for breakfast.

She Kabloomky'd when she forgot her homework again.

He Kabloomky'd when he failed the spelling test.