Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so high on crack you think you're a superhero and everyone else is a villain.

'I flew to Mars today. I swear.'

'The cops are just minions of the crack god.'

'I kicked a door down. It was a door. I didn’t know it was a door.'

2

Doing crack so hard you forget your own name and start screaming it at strangers.

'What's your name?' 'I don’t know. I’m the king of the moon.'

'I called my mom. She said I was talking to a wall.'

'I told the barista I was the president. She gave me free coffee.'

3

When you're so wasted on crack you think you're fighting a dragon and it’s just your brother.

'I kicked my brother. He was a dragon. I didn’t know it was my brother.'

'I fought a dragon and won. I’m a hero.'

'The dragon was wearing my pants. I don’t know why.'

4

When you're so high on crack you think you’re a god and everyone else is just a fan.

'I’m the god of crack. You’re just a fan.'

'I told the priest I was a god. He said I was a crackhead.'

'I blessed the donut. It was holy.'

5

When you’re so wasted on crack you think you’re in a movie and everyone else is just a background actor.

'I’m the main character. I’m in a movie.'

'I told the cop I was acting. He said I was a crackhead.'

'I jumped off a cliff. It was for the movie.'

6

When you’re so high on crack you think you’re a rockstar and everyone else is just a fan.

'I’m the rockstar. You’re just a fan.'

'I played the guitar. It was a rockstar thing.'

'I sang to the cat. It was a duet.'