Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When life gets so awesome it makes you want to yell and throw confetti out of your butt

My dog just ate my mom's hair and I cried tears of joy

I got a 100 on a test and my teacher gave me candy

I saw a man wearing a chicken suit and it was beautiful

2

When a guy lets out a huge gloopy white goo from his junk and it turns into a snail that’s eaten by a French chef

My uncle’s cum turned into a snail and got served at a fancy dinner

I saw a guy’s cum snail get grilled and it was delicious

My friend’s cum snail was so big it got its own Instagram page

3

A loud boom that happens when you least expect it and it makes your ears bleed

I heard a kablooey while eating pizza and it made my ears scream

My dog exploded and I got covered in cheese

My brother’s fart was so loud it knocked over a wall

4

When your cum comes out so hard it kills your blowjob and you’re left feeling like a sad little cum sandwich

My cumshot killed my blowjob and I cried

I blew my cum so hard my girlfriend turned into a cum statue

My cum was so strong it knocked my girlfriend out

5

A massive cum explosion that could probably destroy a small village if it was aimed properly

I shot my cum so hard it destroyed my bedroom

My cum explosion was so loud it woke up the neighbors

I cummed so much it looked like a cum volcano

6

Big loud balls that go boom and make everything around them cry and then die

My balls went boom and my dog died

I threw a kablooey and it exploded my mom

My balls were so loud they made my sister cry