kablonker

My dog tried to talk to God and got kablonkered. Now he just stares at the ceiling like it owes him money.

I prayed for a raise and got kablonkered. Now I’m stuck in a meeting that no one wanted.

My grandma told God she’d stop yelling if he gave her a better hearing aid. He said no. She got kablonkered.

This cake was kablonker. I ate it and my brain quit.

My ex’s drama was kablonker. I had to take a vacation from my own life.

The traffic was kablonker. I drove for three hours and only got five minutes closer to work.