kabloded

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When you let out so much gas it sounds like a whole bunch of toilets exploded at once.

My cousin kabloded during the church service and the priest asked if the building was on fire.

I kabloded in the middle of a Zoom meeting and my boss asked if I was eating a dead rat.

During the family reunion, my uncle kabloded so hard the dog ran out of the room screaming.

When you pass gas so loud it could wake up a sleeping dragon.

My mom kabloded while making breakfast and my brother started crying.

I kabloded during a movie and the guy behind me turned around and yelled at me.

During the quiet time at school, I kabloded and the teacher sent me to the office.

When your butt lets out a gas so strong it smells like a trash can in summer.

My friend kabloded in the gym and the weights started to smell like old socks.

I kabloded in the car and my sister said I should be banned from driving.

During the dinner party, my dad kabloded and the guests left before dessert.

When you let out gas so much it feels like your butt is trying to take over your body.

I kabloded during the math test and my teacher gave me a zero.

My brother kabloded in the bathroom and the toilet started to dance.

At the concert, I kabloded and the crowd started to sing along to my butt.

When you pass gas so loud it makes your whole body shake like a spiderweb in a storm.

I kabloded during the speech and the principal asked if I was possessed.

My friend kabloded in the library and the librarian called the police.

During the class presentation, I kabloded and the kids started to laugh so hard they fell off their chairs.

When you let out gas so much it could be used as a weapon in a war.

My brother kabloded in the battlefield and the enemy surrendered.

I kabloded during the soccer game and the other team ran away screaming.

During the battle of the bands, I kabloded and the crowd started to dance to my butt.