KABLMAO

I saw my dog eating my sock and I had a KABLMAO right in the middle of the kitchen.

My friend told me his cat tried to take over his life and I KABLMAO'd so hard I got a headache.

When my mom said she’s gonna marry my dad’s best friend, I KABLMAO'd so loud the neighbor called the cops.

My brother told me he’s gonna move to the moon and I KABLMAO'd so bad my chair fell over.

When I heard my teacher’s secret crush is the school janitor, I KABLMAO'd so hard my phone fell out of my hand.

My dog tried to eat my homework and I KABLMAO'd so much I cried.

When I heard my friend’s new pet is a talking parrot, I KABLMAO'd so hard I woke my brother up.

My sister told me she’s gonna run for president and I KABLMAO'd so loud the cat ran away.

I saw my dad wearing my mom’s pajamas and I KABLMAO'd so hard I got a stomachache.