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To chug so much alcohol your brain turns to mush and you’re left babbling nonsense like a drunk toddler.
I drank 12 shots and now I’m talking to my fridge.
He kablastifucked at the bar and tried to dance with the bartender’s mom.
She drank until her pants fell off and started crying about her ex’s dog.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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To get so wasted you think you’re a superhero and start fighting imaginary enemies.
He kablastifucked and tried to karate chop a pizza box.
She drank so much she thought her roommate was a villain.
They drank until they started yelling at the microwave.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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To drink so much you pass out and wake up in a strange place with no memory of your life.
He kablastifucked and woke up in a park wearing only socks.
She drank until she forgot her own name and started crying in the lobby.
They drank so much they ended up in a stranger’s living room.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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To drink until you're so messed up you think your friends are aliens and start speaking in nonsense.
He kablastifucked and started talking to the ceiling like it was a spaceship.
She drank so much she told her friend she was from Mars.
They drank until they started speaking in pig Latin.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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To drink so much you’re barely alive and your brain is doing cartwheels in a ditch.
He drank until he looked like he was about to die.
She kablastifucked and tried to sing opera in the middle of the street.
They drank so much their friends called an ambulance just for laughs.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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To drink until you’re so drunk you think you’re the king of the world and start giving out imaginary titles.
He kablastifucked and crowned his dog emperor of the snacks.
She drank so much she gave her friend the title of ‘king of the pizza’.
They drank until they started awarding each other imaginary medals.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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