Kablami

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A person so fake or hot they think you’re lying when you tell them they’re a real word. You’re not lying. They’re just too dumb to realize it.

"You’re a Kablami?" "No way. That’s not a real word."

My friend said I was a Kablami. I laughed in his face. Then I got a DM from my ex.

My teacher called me a Kablami. I got a C for that one.

When everything in your life lines up at the same time and it sounds like a bomb went off in your head.

My dog barked. My phone rang. My mom yelled. That was a Kablami.

I got a job, my crush liked me, and my dog brought me a sock. Kablami.

I failed my test, got dumped, and my pants fell down. Kablami.